Interesting Quotes about Sex
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
~Author
Unknown
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
~Abraham Lincoln
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.
~William Osler
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
~Woody Allen
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
~Groucho Marx
Sex is emotion in motion.
~Mae West
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the
ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
~Isabel Allende
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
~George Burns
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
~Marge
Piercy
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.
~Author Unknown
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to
talk to during an orgasm.
~Author Unknown
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
~Author Unknown
Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare
and great sex?
~From the television show The Golden Girls
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think
about it, the harder it gets.
~Author Unknown
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with
a light on.
~Author Unknown
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
~Author Unknown
Tell him I've been too f*<#ing busy - or vice versa.
~Dorothy Parker
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep
with men so they can talk to them.
~Jay McInerney
I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working
on now.
~Author Unknown
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as
you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
~Mrs. Patrick Campbell
